At dinnertime: Q: "Foodp?" A: "Yeah, I'm pretty hungry." or "T!"[One of the best of these is a Gosperism. Once, when we were at a Chinese restaurant, Bill Gosper wanted to know whether someone would like to share with him a two-person-sized bowl of soup. His inquiry was: "Split-p soup?" --- GLS]At any time: Q: "State-of-the-world-P?" A: (Straight) "I'm about to go home." A: (Humorous) "Yes, the world has a state."
On the phone to Florida: Q: "State-p Florida?" A: "Been reading JARGON.TXT again, eh?"